• Don’t Drive Like an Idiot! Funny New Driver Wallet Card – Teen Gift
  • Don’t Drive Like an Idiot! Funny New Driver Wallet Card – Teen Gift
  • Don’t Drive Like an Idiot! Funny New Driver Wallet Card – Teen Gift
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Don't Drive Like an Idiot! Funny Wallet Card — Teen New Driver Gift

Don't Drive Like an Idiot! Funny Wallet Card — Teen New Driver Gift

$30.00 USD
$30.00 USD
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Personalize your engraving 8 lines max · 30 characters per line
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  • Handmade in the USA
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Sometimes love looks like a firm reminder. This card says what every parent, grandparent, and sibling is actually thinking — and it'll make your new driver laugh every time they see it in their wallet.

Why people love it:

  • The front message — Don't Drive Like an Idiot! — lands the joke and the lesson in one shot
  • The back is personalized with your own message, because you can be funny and heartfelt at the same time
  • A wallet-sized reality check they'll actually keep (and probably show their friends)

Details: Aluminum · credit-card size 2⅛"×3⅜" · both sides engraving included free

How to personalize: The front design is pre-engraved. The back holds up to 8 lines of text, up to 30 characters per line, included at no extra cost. Choose from Script, Sans Serif, or hundreds of Google fonts — and preview your design live before you order.

Handmade & shipped fast: Engraved by hand in Fort Collins, Colorado and shipped in 1–2 business days. Personalized items are final sale — but we double-check every order before it leaves our shop.

The funniest gift a new teen driver will get — and the one they'll actually remember.

Dimensions

2 1/8" x 3 3/8" — the size of a credit card. The front design is engraved as shown; the back is yours to personalize.

Shipping & Returns

Ships via USPS from Fort Collins, CO. Personalized orders ship in about 2 business days. Returns are not accepted on personalized products.

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How it works

  1. 1
    Choose your piece

    Pick your metal, size, and any options.

  2. 2
    Personalize it

    Type your engraving and watch it appear in the live preview — pick from Script, Sans Serif, or 100+ fonts.

  3. 3
    We engrave & ship

    Hand-engraved to order in Fort Collins, Colorado and shipped in 1–2 business days.

Frequently asked questions

How long until my order ships?
Every piece is made to order and ships in 1–2 business days via USPS from our Colorado studio.
Will the engraving fade or rub off?
No — it's laser-engraved directly into the metal, so it's permanent and won't fade, peel, or wash away.
What fonts can I choose?
Script, Sans Serif, or 100+ Google fonts — all shown in a live preview so you see exactly how your engraving will look before you order.
Can I engrave both sides?
Yes — choose the both-sides option where it's offered (it's included free on heart tags and wallet cards).
Can I return a personalized item?
Because each piece is custom-engraved, it's final sale — but we double-check every engraving against your order before it ships, and we stand behind our work.